The Greasy and Skanky Show

21 06 2011

The American public collectively grimace as motorcycle guru Jesse James and his tattoo entrepreneur fiance Kat Von D continue their campaign for trashiest couple.

Seemingly unsolicited, the pair announced last week that they are in fact still together and planning to marry later this season. I’m not sure who was concerned about a possible split, as no two people have ever deserved eachother, nor repulsed the viewing public, more.

For those of you who don’t know (because you live under a rock) James, 42, is thrice-divorced– most recently from America’s Sweetheart, actress Sandra Bullock. The pair were married from July 2005 until March 2010, when they separated amidst the news of James’ many infidelities.

Von D, 29, who was married once before to fellow tattooer Oliver Peck, does not enter this union without scandal. It has been alleged (largely by Peck) that she dabbled in drugs and is “obsessed with fame.” Her four-year marriage to Peck ended when he filed for divorce upon hearing from a friend that Kat was stepping out on him. Von D has admitted to a struggle with alcohol abuse, but claims sobriety since 2008.




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