And… A New Generation of Attention Whores Is Born!

17 11 2011

Synopsis of all the blurbs I’ve read lately about Shayne Lamas newborn:
That sad sack hangers-on daughter of “actor” Lorenzo Lamas who won the umpteenth season of The Bachelor then didn’t marry the guy had a baby with a sleazy online “journalist” named Nik Ritchie (he runs TheDirty Army). They named the poor girl Press Dahl.

 This is probably the most appropriate yet ridiculous name from ‘celebrity’ couples as of late.  Below is a list of some kids Apple Martin and Hopper Jack Penn should have no problem picking on:
#10 : Pilot Inspektor; son of  actor Jason Lee.

#9 : Audio Science; son of [D-list] actress Shannyn Sossaman.

#8 :  Speck Wildhorse; preteen son of John Cougar Mellencamp.

#7 (a-c) : THE BADUS –  Seven, Puma and Mars Merkaba; children of singer turned midwife Erykah Badu

#6 : Bluebell Madonna; first born child of the Spice Girls “Ginger,” real name Geri Halliwell.

#5 : Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q; (destined to be estranged) son of U2 founder Bono.

#4 (d-g) : THE ZAPPAS– Moon Unit, Diva Thin Muffin, Dweezil and Ahmet; children of the late musician Frank Zappa.

#3 : Kaydnz Koda; infant daughter of rapper, autotune enthusiast T Pain.

#2 : (h-k) : Petal Blossom Rainbow, Daisy Boo, Poppy Honey and Buddy Bear; offspring of celebrity chef Jamie Oliver.

#1 : Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha; born to actors Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa.



2011 Baby Name Trends via Perez Hilton




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